The list about American Apparel.

Things that are 'good' about American Apparel:

Leg warmers
Head bands
Short shorts
Comfortable, durable, cheap tshirts
High socks
Comfortable briefs
They have a t-shirt that says Legalize it - referring to Immigration rights
They are based in L.A
They give their employees great benefits
The don't send their production overseas into sweat shops

How progressive they are in the publications they use for advertisements

Things that are 'bad' about American Apparel:

The president of the company likes to sleep with the excessively skinny models

Their ads are a little demeaning and exploitive
Every gay man owns the same shit

Wow, really?

So perhaps some of you got my email about this volunteer opportunity in Brooklyn. I had signed up for this organization to help plants trees. I traveled a lot in August and wanted to 'offset' my carbon footprint a little bit. This organization wants $100 for a damn TWIG, so I decided to donate my time instead. Well this day I was suppose to be out in Brooklyn at 9:30am. For those of you who don't know how far away Brooklyn is from my place, well, trust me - it's far. Anywho, I had plans to take it easy Friday night and stay in so I could wake up early. Well, wrong. I got a text from a friend about Boy's night at Fuerza Bruta. This is a picture from the show:Now, I know what you're thinking: 'What the hell?' Well, that's exactly what you think the entire show, but you bask in it's amazement at the same time. This is the type of show that you can't be 100% sober for. So we had dinner and Benton's bright idea was to do sake bombs at dinner, and you know I can't say no to sake bombs. I was successfully tipsy by the time we arrived for the show. I allotted myself to go out after for 1 drink and 1 drink only. Cause in the morning I had to:I even set 4 alarms to wake me up early enough to get there on time! I woke up at 11:45 looking like this:

Ok, not AS bad as this, but I did sleep through my alarm which was annoying since I clearly made an effort to volunteer. Don't worry, I'm checking myself into: www.promises.com

The blog of lists.

Women I'd go straight for:

Angelina Jolie
Tina Faye

Things I think I would die if they never existed:
Crazy straws
High fives
Bubble wrap
Sex
Whoopi Goldberg (yes, there is a reason she's right after sex)
Squirrels
Mango on a stick
Bubbles
Out door Cafes
Pizza when you're drunk
Iced Green Tea
Glitter
Mrs. Butterworths
Grass........man
High Tops
The Beyond section at Bed, Bath & Beyond
When people combine words into 1 by accident
Glitter ballet flats (now I must admit I didn't know these existed until Google suggested them on my sidebar)
Immediately below: Men Bra
All things Pixar

Giant Injustices of the World:
A buzzed Britney
$12 cocktails
The day my gym threw my button up shirt and vest away
The fact that hot dog buns come in packages of 8 and hot dogs come in packages of 10
People naming their kids with all the same first letter.
Blueberries being more than $5 in winter
$3 pizza
A $1.25 banana
The cast of 'Everybody loves Raymond'
Touching yourself for pleasure
Napoleon being so short
A condom being named after a destructive horse
Card catalogues
The 'Try Me' Button when it's broken
Salt and Vinegar chips

Things I find annoying:
You

Lame Insults
The stuff you're suppose to lick on the back of envelopes
The DMV
People who take up the whole sidewalk
3 people in a 4 section bench
Utah
Christmas songs
People talking to me in the elevator
ATM charges
Unrealistic serving sizes
Glitter
Butt sweat
Dogs dressed as Humans
That cotton inside Vitamin bottles
Washing my ankles.
The main thief in Aladdin
Mara's fickle cold shoulder

Favorite Holidays:
Flag Day
Tranny Appreciation Day (you are correct, this is a daily holiday)
Erin give Matthew a $1 day

Fun words to say:
Shimmer
Sparkle
Wahoo
Optimus Prime
Poonany
Glitter

Things that make me gay:
Liza Minelli doing Judy Garland doing Liza Minelli
Planet Unicorn Haaay.
Drop Dead Gorgeous
Kinky Boots (movie and actual object)
White Skinny Jeans
G.I.Joe
Mesh Tank Tops
Glitter
Your mom, naked, on a cold day
Al Sharpton
Rainbow flag matching tea set
Giga Pets
Playing Peter Pan as a child
Neil Patrick Harris
Feather Boas
OMG Shoes
Mojitos
The Washington Monument
RuPaul
Boy George

This Picture:

Garden Ho's
Babies
Jack from Just Jack 2000, and Just Jack 2001
A special locker for my hat

Things that make me straight:
I like to spit